Jake

''*This entire article is a joke for a friend. And just a placeholder for now.*''

Why would you click on this? You don't need to know who is this. You are better off not knowing tho they are.

Early Life
This man was probably born in a trash can. Look at the stupid beads on his hair, it's probably all the gum in the dumpster that got stuck on him.

Career
This little sh^t f^ck obviously never had none, cause all he does is sell your personal information. SNITCH SNITCH SNITCH

Present Day
You know, I think, I think I cooled off for a bit.. Jake if you are reading this, I was wondering if you want to grab a drink or something.

NOT because I'm forgiving you. I simply want to meet you so I can get revenge, so don't let it get to your head. A-hole.